BigWig: "Hey you know that computer in XZY area, since he retired can we move it to ABC so they can use it?"
Me: "hmm.. What software do they need?"
BigWig: "You know , Lotus Notes, Office, that stuff"
Me: "You know that an AIX server right?"
BigWig: "Oh thats ok as long as you can put the other software on it"

Hehe, i crack my self up. On an interesting note the only really old stuff that we have here is an AIX server and 2 AIX workstations. I've been here for 3 years and have only had to touch each on of them once, and that was just to move them. Its for our old drafting system. They don't get used much but are rock solid 233's.